Britany Spears Invited to Syracuse

Blessed with incredible beauty, but absolutely no brain to balance things out, Britany Spears hungry for attention decides to shave her hair completely bald. It doesn't take a genius that this bad idea is all one big publicity stunt. I have chosen to post instead a better eye candy picture of Britany instead of her current hideous incarnation. You're welcome, gentlemen... and some ladies who are secure about their sexuality or who are into this sort of thing.

Rule #1 with celebrities: There is no such thing as bad publicity.

This sort of thing is so widely known that even pro sports teams have picked up on the ideas and run with them. Such is the case here as reported by the CP via NHL.com newswire headlines.

And fans of the Syracuse Crunch are also getting a Britney offer: women who shave their head will get into Saturday's game against the visiting Manitoba Moose for free. Howard Dolgon, owner and president of the Crunch, said Tuesday he would be happy to fly Spears in, cover her hotel and meals and give her the best seats in the house at Crunch games.

Great idea for the Crunch to cash in on a current news item and siphon off the attention. It's already proven it has worked now that bloggers and talking heads are reporting this "news". But you won't get the representatives in the front offices to admit what they are doing. Here is the reason they give to entice the "off her rocker pop queen" to snowed under NY state.

The team said the invitation is an effort to "provide tranquillity" for the pop star's "turbulent lifestyle."

"There won't be paparazzi within 100 miles."

And if Syracuse wasn't already a tough enough sell on people who are accustomed to the glitzy life, the media reps with the Crunch take their best stab at the left-coast elitism.

"In addition to being 3,000 miles away from Hollywood, Syracuse is light years away from that pretentious environment," Dolgon said in a statement.

As for Brittany and her loony behavior, I will only say that her look will rebound from the debauched cry for help. I can think of two women who have done similar shocking acts but they did it for on-screen roles. Molly Holly (real name Nora Greenwald), formerly of the WWE, had begun to come into her own sex appeal once her hair grew back.


[Via: NHL.com]