Friday, April 01, 2005

NHL and Players Union Agree to Terms

Today marks a historic and celebratory event to be witness to one of the biggest and unsuspected!

The National Hockey League today have announced the total and complete reversal of the NHLPA by agreeing to a 6 year Collective Bargaining Agreement. The players all took a secret ballot and have agreed to play for peanuts. No, not the actual peanuts, but the sugary concocted marshmallow called circus peanuts. Apparently, they go well washed down with a Pilzner beer.

The NHL will commence with a spring tournament to settle the vacant positions of #1 draft pick and Stanley Cup Champions

Oh yea.....

April Fools!
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